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Unspoken Branding Company

Storytime with Sarge Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Storytime with Sarge Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Regular price $45.50 USD
Regular price Sale price $45.50 USD
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There's nothing quite like a chilly evening spent in "The Storytime with Sarge" sweatshirt, where the warmth of a crackling fire meets the coziness of a perfect cuddle. Wrapped in its soft embrace, you feel like a marshmallow slowly toasting to golden perfection, with just the right amount of fluff. The sweatshirt seems to have a magical ability to amplify the snug factor, making every hug feel like a bear hug from your particularly affectionate BMG 50cal. It’s the kind of warmth that not only heats your skin but also melts away the stress of the day, leaving you perfectly roasted for a night of sweet dreams and maybe one more story.!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61
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